I'm still updating from David's.
And I am happy to report that without the convenience of the internet,
which had squandered of most of my existence on frivolous notions and activities
like "surfing" and "chatting", I can now dedicate my time to more intellectual
activities such as reading books, and enjoying the fine arts. I have now
chosen to make up for the inequitable amount of time I had previously spent
behind the computer screen by enriching my mind. For example, did you know
that the sandwich was named after the Duke of the Sandwich Islands? Such
knowledge will also be in your stead if you take my example and turn your
life to self education. So read a book today.
